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Tuesday, 28 June 2016

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Oh damn, I did leave those panties at his place! Balls!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time!

But now after storming out, she's forgotten to grab a great pair of knickers that she really liked! Facing reality, Brexit will have to go skulking back to E.U.'s place if she wants her beloved underpants back.

Well, how very Bridget Jones of you, England!

Editor's note: This reporter is willing to bet ten euros that E.U., the self-absorbed, pouty guy from Belgium, will lead Brexit on as long as he possibly can, by telling her that he doesn't see that particular pair of panties lying around on his bedroom floor, nor hanging in the bathroom (but secretly has them hidden in the back of his sock draw.)

Look there for sure, England! You're favorite panties are in the back of EU's sock drawer, guaranteed!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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