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Monday, 27 June 2016

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"Jolly well! 'Leavey McLeave Face' it is," says this old guy!

Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word Brexit, and start calling their departure from the EU, 'Leavey McLeave Face,' instead.

Some were even calling for yet another vote on the name, but most weren't really in the mood.

"'Leavey McLeave Face' has such a better ring to it!" agreed many of the British people and refugees we interviewed of the London streets. "It just makes the decision sound much happier!" was the overall sentiment from all those workers, hustling to their jobs on the Monday after the vote, about to get Downsizey McDownsized.

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