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Tuesday, 14 June 2016

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Now where's my pint of Cats Piss? I just tipped it down the drain! Give me a Stella any time!

As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into something they really do not want) will be leaving the EU on the 24th of June, HIP, HIP, HOORA!

However, there is a slight twist in the tails of the two major perpetrators of the leave EU campaign, because it seems that Farage has pulled a pint too many and convinced other EU members that the community will be much better off without his beloved England and "Schadenfreude ist die groesste Freude!"

"Aufwiedersehen," Merkel has now said after watching Nigel downing pints of best English ale, which tastes likes cats piss, "Our beer ist viel besser!" She claimed and it seems half of the world agree because Becks, Warsteiner (German), Heineken (Dutch), Stella Artois ((Belgian), San Miguel (Spanish) rocks the world, and there's not a pint of English cats Piss in sight crossing the mighty oceans, so who the hell needs England?

English Hooligans crusading in France at the moment have also lost faith in Farage and his pints of piss. In fact, one drunken lout just about to clouted over the head with a chair by a Russian lunatic said on TV,"Vive La France, the beer in Europe is fucking awesome and without it we couldn't go on our crusades!"

There you have it from the Donkey's mouth BOJO and Nigel, England and its products just aint worth having you among us Europeans! I think I'll just open my Bosch, AEG, Bauknecht, Miele, Siemens fridge and have a liter of finest Belgian golden Leffe before I jump in my Merc, BMW, Audi, Renault, Citroen, Peugeot because there aint an English car in sight!!

Buuurp to England, et au revoir!

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