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Saturday, 11 June 2016

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Trump' s publicist sent a message to Queen Elizabeth asking for permission to use the song We Will Rock You at his rallies.

Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid.

The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny ways, and the Don defended his publicist when he phoned in to CNN's
Money Minutes from his California mansion which features gold plated toilet fixtures.

"You know they are English, and that's fine, they have their ways, and by the way the English are going to love me with all the jobs I create with my new golf course and resort, Trump Meadows in Berkshire. OK--but naming a band after the Queen is confusing, it would be like someone in America naming their band President or the Kennedys, or something like that."

The surviving members of the iconic rock group Queen have so far refused Donald Trump's request to use We Will Rock You, but have jokingly suggested other titles he or his opponents could use. "If Hillary or Bernie want to use Stone Cold Crazy or Liar in their ads against Trump, I could go for that," Brian May said.

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