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Wednesday, 6 December 2006

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O'Grady's most prized posession was this lifesize gold camel

The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.

The O'Grady mine in Liverpool has one of the largest Gold reserves in the world. The O'Grady will, awards all properties of late Jack to Ms Heather Mills; soon to be ex Mrs McCartney. Jack O'Grady had no known living relatives. Apparently Ms Mills was not aware of this, until the ever relentless British tabloid exposed the details to the public even before Ms Mills could be contacted by the Solicitors handling the O'Grady estate. The tabloids have also revealed the relationship between the late Jack O'Grady and Heather Mills, which emanated from their very short marriage 10 years ago.

With this gold mine now in her name, Heather Mills is now officially registered as a Gold Digger with the world renowned Association of Gold Diggers.

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