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Friday, 22 April 2016

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Rascally apparition, Seymour Puffinbottom, was reported to have exposed himself to a Mrs. Gawking O'Reilly at Exit number 4 of the Piccadilly Circus tube station. Dressed in only a raincoat, Mr. Puffinbottom met Mrs. O'Reilly at the top of the exit 4 escalator with a full frontal Monty of a very happy willy who was doing the up-down routine.

"It was all so horribly awful", started a stunned Mrs. O'Reilly. "His raincoat was full of food stains and he didn't even have his hair combed".

This is not the first sighting of Seymour who has been seen numerous times at the Ripley's Believe or not Museum exposing himself and doing the pelvic thrust in front of the Long Dong Silver exhibit.

"Very Little is known about Mr. Puffinbottom's life", claimed local historian John Dinglebun' "He married a Priscella Legbottom in 1982 who was kidnapped by several mummies from an Egyptian exhibit two years later and never heard from again. Sometime during the year 2005 Seymour was visiting the London Sea Life Aquarium where he happened upon a tank of electric eels. Seeing how his cell phone battery was low, Seymour dipped his hand held cellphone into the tank and ended up getting electrocuted by one of the eels. What's really disturbing about this particular incident is the fact that Mr. Puffinbottoms phone wasn't even water proof".

As of press time the local police have stated they have no intention of arresting Mr. Puffinbottom as being dead and exposing one's self is not a crime. However, they did hand out the following PSA: "If you are approached by a rascally Seymour Puffinbottom dressed in a raincoat and exposing himself can you please tell him to at least to comb his hair".

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