British Prime Minister has flown the flag in Europe by telling European countries that they are all inferior to Britain.
'We don't really like you' he told the European negotiators over Britain's relationship to the European Union. 'However' Cameron conceded 'you do help our economy and we would be in trouble without you. The solution is quite simple - we accept you into our country when we feel like it but on terms worse than everyone else. How can you really object to that?'
To Cameron's surprise Europeans were not keen on this approach but they did not want to upset Cameron too much because he was a friend.
The German Chancellor Adolf Merkel told Cameron that further talks were needed to reach a compromise on the level of European inferiority compared to Britain.
This great success for Cameron has been hailed as a breakthrough. 'Those idiots are beginning to see sense' he told the BBC 'in time I am sure we will see them touch their forelocks just like the lower classes do in Britain when meeting their Old Etonian friends.