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Topics: Egypt, Lesbos

Saturday, 7 November 2015

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Sharma Shaken

Our roving reporter, Joe Wiss, has been quickly deployed from Lesbos to Sharma-el-Sheik - he gets all the best locations.

He reports that he thought that after the refugee crisis on Lesbos, with hundreds of distraught people of all ages, clambering onto the first rung of safety, he could never see anything more distressing.

But he tells us that in Sharma he has been really shaken. Not only are the tourists having to remain extra days in their hotels but they are missing work at home! All they have to comfort them is the pleasure of standing in queues and knowing the chances of them being blown from the skies are greatly diminished.

Egyptian President Sisi has bemoaned the effect of the scares about a bomb exploding on a Russian aircraft on Egypt's tourist trade.

Our man Wiss thinks Isis is to blame for Sisi's problems. We all have to ask the pertinent question:

"IS ISIS SISI'S CRISIS?" WISS INSISTS IT IS.

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