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Monday, 21 September 2015

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Waiting for Edith. Protecting democracy.

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property.

Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her:

"This is MY bank. Every letter I get from lloyds tells me it is MY bank. Being as it is MY bank I felt I should paint it in a colour that appeals to Me. Bright pink! Fact is, when I show up with my two grandsons to administer the first underground coat of paint to MY bank, we are arrested. I don't understand. How can they prevent me fixing up MY bank? Surely, they have not tried to deceive me. Or, maybe officer I am... what is that dreadful word... "paranoid?""

Mrs. Entwhistle has been offered free legal aid by Amnesty International to prevent her being sent to prison.

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