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Sunday, 12 July 2015

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Learning how to kick Auntie

The naughty children had a new games which Mummy and Daddy tolerated because it kept the nasty little brats happy.

The children had found a delight in sticking pins in Auntie. The first pin was stuck deliberately into one of Auntie's eyes. She let out a scream and the children jumped up and down with delight, especially when blood poured down her face, making a mess of her make up.

'You mustn't be so naughty children. You know how everyone loves Auntie' murmured Daddy as he found an urgent task to deal with in his study.

Next the children tripped up poor Auntie as she shuffled across the room to go to the toilet. She tumbled to the floor and wet herself as she lay groaning.

The children cheered and laughed and Mummy told them to calm down as she found it difficult to hear her favourite TV programme 'Strictly Come Dancing'.

As Auntie attempted to struggle to her feet the children found a new game - trying to kill an injured fox that had wandered into their garden.

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