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Thursday, 9 July 2015

image for Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!
The snot just keeps running out of his vile nose!

UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap!

Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit TV he vowed the following:

"My government will not cut child benefits and make the poorest of the poorest suffer any further, no way!"

Well guess what? It's Budget day in England and the right honourable Mr. Cameron and his crony finance minister, slimy George Osborne, have announced cutting child tax credits (benefits in other words) in the coming period!

Now the world wishes to bless and thank Cameron for coming out of his closet and at last revealing the truth about all politicians; they are a bunch of lying morons!

God bless David and his team for admitting the truth at last and which ballot papers will you put your cross on in the next election?

"Oh Honey, that Trump fellow looks a nice bet!"

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