Written by Patrick Parkinson
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Friday, 19 June 2015

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Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in London and needed somewhere to crash for the weekend.

"Kate wasn't exactly impressed" said a royal source "they answered the door to see Gaz with a beer in his hand asking to stay. He had clearly had a few drinks already". Kate had brought up the subject at breakfast the next day asking her husband William how long Gaz would be staying "just a couple of days" replied the Prince.

Already the loutish behaviour of Gaz has caused problems, as his drunken singing disturbed guests at a recent dinner party. He was also told off for teaching Kate and William's son George how to ride a motorcycle.

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