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Wednesday, 22 April 2015

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They're safer at McDonalds because their burgers are meatless anyway!

A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of course.

The incident caused a major incident as traffic piled up behind the tractor, but the very clever dog steered the tractor towards the following exit because he had spotted a rogue sheep scarpering up the road towards a McDonald's. The rogue sheep obviously knew that the establishment only sold hamburgers and thought this could mean salvation and escape from the local slaughterhouse, but the sheepdog was having none of it!

The police arrived and booked the dog for driving a tractor without a licence, who in turn cocked his hind leg up the nearest tree in protest. The rogue sheep has been adopted by the McDonald's manager because he's a well known sheepshagger and vegetarian (Well anything is better than being led to the slaughterhouse).

The sheep farmer was also last seen in a straight-jacket heading towards a white van, he'd obviously lost his lamb chops or had a dose of mad cow disease because he hates mutton and haggis!

The dog returned to the field and all sanity has now returned, baa, baa!

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