The Election Leaders are to undergo the 'red chair' treatment in upcoming TV Debates.
The main Leaders will perform, sitting in Graeme Tronot - style red chair, the audience being equipped with 'worm - pads', which will transmit electric shocks to any Leader they dislike, causing the latter to fall backwards, into a mini jacuzzi
If the falling Leader doesn't drown, this will indicate they are wily, skilled in the Dark Art of Politics. As in Old English Witch Trials, if they nearly drown, they will be deemed lily livered, either way, they will have to give, not political spin, but banal, preferably sexually referenced, vulgar anecdotes.
Equally, Graeme Tronot's Red Chair ''Candidates'', will have to deliver 30 second Political speeches, to an audience of heavyweight Political Journalists.