A single mother, struggling to get by on the two low paid jobs , says she has was visited by an Angel the other night. The mother who has being trying to scrape money together to buy herself shoes but put her kids first, says the Angel has assured her that the Tory' s will loose the forthcoming election.
'I was just laying there in bed shivering away and worrying about being broke when the room lit up. There it was, standing with its wings flapping gently with a lovely golden aura about it. She told me not to worry any more about austerity bitten Britain as God had noticed how horrible David Cameron had been and that he was soon to be cast from this land forever. She then touched the heads of my two sleeping children, blessed them and disappeared into the night', said single mother Brenda Dower.
The religious community have been at her house in Govan, Glasgow since the miracle happened. The entrance to her small flat has been converted into a gift shop and has been making brisk sales in pencils, mugs, postcards and locally produced plaster cast Angels. Father O'Brian from Brenda' s local chapel has been standing at her address now since the miracle happened and holding prayers every hour, on the hour. A few hundred locals have also congregated at her address for a candle lit vigil expected to last until the election.
PM, David Cameron dismissed the story as complete bollocks on Breakfast TV saying that he went to church too. However, the miracle seems to be damming evidence that the Torys are on their way out and with the PM being painted as Satan himself, it seems impossible to fathom how he will survive this.
Bookies, Paddy Power, are giving better odds on the Conservative's not winning the election.