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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

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An island with a distinct insular mentality! Nothing else matters only us!

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important.

Britain's national news station, the Beeb, and their internet followers have come to the conclusion that Jeremy Clarkson getting sacked as presenter of their kiddies car show called, Top Gear, is much bigger news than the tragic accident over the French Alps.

Well even if shallow Brits feel this way, should the Beeb let the rest of the world know that Top Gear presenters given the boot and other crap programmes like Eastenders mean so much more? Maybe a slight piece of hidden manipulation in the viewing figures would have been helpful in showing the true identity of thrill seeking Brits crying into their cups of tea after hearing the tragic news that public schoolboy and huge buffoon, Jeremy Clarkson, got the sack for swinging a left hook at his own producer.

Well Great Britain is an island and maybe the mentality of many of the inhabitants who genuinely have a quite overrated opinion of themselves, especially football fans, and their homeland, can be excused as being narcissistic morons because of their insular locality, or maybe the fog that frequently clings across the green, rolling hills rather limits their vision.

Or maybe it is that famous US sickness, which has invaded many Brits minds that nothing else matters apart from us, certainly not them; who?

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