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Monday, 16 March 2015

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Onion Sack

In a memorable return the two Ronnies are featuring a new updated version of the famous Fork/Four Handles/Candles sketch.

Television bosses think they have found the rejected tape which was turned down by BBC senior staff fearing a reduction of the TV licence fee.

In this original recording Ron walks into the shop and asks for a Union Jack and is offered an Onion Sack. Then he asks for Four Cups, at which Ronnie Corbett complains: 'You want Fuck Ups! Anyone would think you were the leader of the Conservative Party!'

In an announcement from a BBC boss the explanation for dropping this sketch was that 'ridiculing the Union Jack and the Conservative Party was tantamount to Class War'.

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