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Saturday, 7 March 2015

An attack on the window of a UKIP Member's High Street Office may just indicate lack of artistic imagination.

The paint assault resulted in the office window being covered with a large splatter, covering most of the pane.

However, the lack of any obvious message or Banksy-like graphics, just a crude daub of white paint, may indicate sheer lack of talent and meaningless on the part of the perpetrator.

Artworld Expert Brian Sewl has commented: 'The lack of any intelligent artistic intent, the deficit in Political Message, would indicate mere prejudice and hatred, executed with brutality and crudity.

UKIP have expressed their shock that anyone would be motivated by such anti-democratic feelings, give that they are the Party of 'Free Speech'.

Police searched the area for any signs of humour, but found none.

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