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Monday, 23 February 2015

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Top health officials have issued a warning to people not to put Toblerones in a fridge. They state that when the triangular chocolate bar becomes cold and hard it can become a "lethal weapon capable of damaging members of the public and even buildings"

The warning comes at the same time the Metropolitan Police announced that there is an increase in bank robberies using frozen Toblerone's, the criminals use the chocolate bar to smash through walls and break into bank vaults. One incident last November saw a robber throw the chocolate product at a passing police car, causing it to crash and explode into a ball of flames.

"I've seen people dying after someone hit a person over the head with a chilled Toblerone" said Dr Farah "it's jagged shape means any Toblerone in a fridge can be used to inflict pain on another individual and it needs to be stopped immediately."

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