Written by Keith Shirey
Rating:
Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his ambassador to the U.S.; the pro-Israel lobby Aipac; and Sheldon Adelson, the huge donor to Bibi and the G.O.P. Reportedly the Prime Minister will cirietize Obama for trying to negotiate a nuclear agreement with Iran.

In retaliation, Obama is following the advice of, all people, Fox News Host Chris Wallace. In an arrangement cooked up by John Kerry, Israel's Labor Party invited President Obama to address its Parliament about why Israel should negotiate with Iran. It was all worked out with the U.S. ambassador in Tel Aviv behind the back of the Likud Party prime minister Netanyahu with his political enemies in parliament.

Reports leaked from the White House have it that Obama will attack Netanayhu for Israel's discriminatory treatment of Palestinians, particularly Christians; racial oppression in the occupied Palestinian territories; and the construction of illegal settlements by the Likud Party in disputed territories.

Netanyhu has responded with a threat to "be super-critical of Obama before Congress and the American People for not dropping nuclear bombs on Iran."

In return, Obama is said to be set to explain to the Israeli Parliament why some U.S. Christian denominations and university student bodies want to divest in companies that pro?t from Israel's occupation of the Gaza Strip and the West Bank, including East Jerusalem.

How Netanyahu will top that attack remains to be seen.

Make Keith Shirey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

4 9 11 3
66 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more