Written by Leo Montford
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Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Disgraced rock star Ian Watkins is said by prison staff to be furious over being confused with the Steps singer Ian "H" Watkins over unpaid parking fees.

An article on B! online mistakenly used a photograph of the disgraced pedophile rock star instead of the hyper Steps singer who came under fire for refusing to pay two separate parking tickets which may result in him being fined a whole £90.

Watkins, the former Lostprophets front man who is currently serving a 35 year prison sentence at the Category A men's prison HM Prison Long Lartin after being sentenced by Cardiff Crown Court in 2013 is said to be disgusted with the very idea that someone could be responsible for such a mistake as is now expecting an apology from the company B! Online.

Watkins' spokesperson Gareth Evil says "Ian may be a depraved, and fundamentally irredeemable individual but refusing to pay a parking ticket is reprehensible. I mean he might be a pedophile, but not paying a parking ticket? That's just wasting everyone's time."

Mr Evil then turned is attention to an object blowing along the pavement which he believed to be a £10 note but turned out to only be a sweet wrapper. When returning to the press he was asked about how he feels being a spokesperson a prolific sex criminal and he proceeded to laugh uncontrollably and salivate profusely and then he shape-shifted into a reptile which is believed to be his usual physical form.

Si Coe Phant the 15 year old administer of the website ianwatkinsisinnocent.com is also said to be upset at the confusion and wrote on his website; "this is wrong ian is enocent he dont deserve this furst he get rongly arrested for being a pedo and now this I mean look at him he dont look like a pedo and he wood never not pay a parking ticket FREE IAN WATKINS!" The website also has a petition to free Ian Watkins from prison and another petition to legalize pedophilia. Mr Phant says he doesn't mind which petition passes through as long as it gets Ian Watkins out of prison.

Ian "H" Watkins reacted to this by saying "What?! oh go away".

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