London - (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC has slammed British journalists as the scum of the earth after reports that the Daily Fascist and its sister paper The Fascist on Sunday were taking an unusually cynical line about possible accomplices to the radioactive poisoning of former Labour Party sperm donor and ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko.
Speaking before a sell-out crowd at a South London university campus, Mrs Blair was scathing in her rancour:
"Reports that my husband and I have been hosting fundraisers at the Last Chance Nuke Bar and Sushi Diner are an outrage", she said.
But hacks at rival tabloid The Sunday Fascist were unimpressed and claimed a war of words has existed between the world's second oldest profession at 10 Downing Street and UK journos, since the year dot.
Some went so far as to blame the garrulous Mrs B as being the author of her own misfortunes:
"It's not for nothing that the Press Box at Lords was dubbed 'Cherry Blair's Mouth' when it was first unveiled", joked one seasoned old hack.