A Government enquiry into the pornography industry has found it to be "top heavy". After the next election, changes will be made to cut out the waste and streamline the whole British Industry in line with Las Vegas and Russia. Implants will have to be clearly labelled at all times, and vital statistics of participants will be less "pneumatic". Running the industry from Whitehall will make it easier for MPs to control content and ensure that category definition is adhered to.
Some material will be created in the Houses of Parliament where the output can be monitored and taxed appropriately. Bringing the Industry out in the open will make windfall taxes easier to implement and separate it from the sleazy image it has aquired. The Prime Minister has stressed that it will be a seamless transition and no-one will be forced to take part in it.