London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday.
"My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. This affected me my whole life! Well, now I am finally able to hold my head up high again!"
The Queen, of course, will not be doing any actual cooking herself. The actual labor will be done by the Buckingham Palace kitchen staff.
The first show will feature the best of British food, including Spotted Dick, Bangers and Mash, and the Queen's specialty, Corgi's Delight.