Written by Ella Davide
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Topics: Space

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

A NASA Technician and Whistleblower has revealed that most Astronauts 'don't know shit about physics ' and only want to get to Outer Space to 'get laid', by 'easy, well-endowed female Martians, who put out'.

The NASA Insider claims that ''Astronauts are a bunch of no-brained SOBs."

The Space Explorations cost hundreds of millions of dollars and are highly prestigious for the country involved.

Chet Aldrihinne, allegedly the brother-in-law of the Great Buzz Aldrin (with weirdly and questionably similar surname) says:

''It's all a crock of shit, man. When them Astronauts get up there, they just float around in nongravity, callin' up their wives on Viber 'n moanin' that there ain't no Tacos on the Menu."

Chet was later seen furiously rubbing his gums and gibbering at the local bus station.

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