Written by Duff
Print this

Thursday, 23 November 2006

image for Holidaymakers Get in a Flap
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have lost the elastic from the rubber band...

The Spoof can tonight report about cheap no-frills airlines and the kind of shoddy service that punters are having to endure at their hands. An insider at Stanstead, working for Cheesy Air, relates this unbelievable story.

"We were coming back from Malaga and the Captain couldn't be arsed to fill the plane up with fuel because his kiddie was in some play at school, so as he was in such a hurry he took off with only a quarter of a tank.

Somewhere over Spain, in Spain, the juice ran out! He's come on the Tannoy and told all us Stewardesses to smash the windows and to get all the passengers to stick their arms out and flap.

What a palaver! I ask you. Anyway we just made it back without a disaster happening" says busty blond stewardess Jane Wingo.

And The Spoof made up this report from a totally fictitious passenger, Brian Earache (31) from Cumbria.

"Well when the girls told us to flap we couldn't believe it. I know Cheesy Air is a no-frills outfit but I mean to say, having to actually fly the plane yourself is bang out of order" moaned ungrateful Mr Earache.

In a statement the CAA has said:

"Well if you fly with cowboys what do you expect?"

Make Duff's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 1?

1 10 6 4
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more