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Saturday, 18 October 2014

According to an extensive study by AD Surveys, 80% of drivers who use the A666 in Bolton are utter fuckwits who think traffic lights and box junctions are there for decoration.

An unnamed spokesman said today. "The next time someone stops on the box junction at the bottom of Belmont Road, blocking me from entering it, I'll ram them; selfish, incompetent tossers!"

Update. Blackburn Road, Bolton was brought to a standstill today after the driver of a Toyota Emina intentionally rammed a Peugeot 306, reversed then rammed a Ford Ka. In a statement to the police the man said. "The Peugeot was on the box junction at the bottom of Belmont Road, the Ka was a Ka."

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