Written by Patrick Parkinson
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Saturday, 11 October 2014

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Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we found it wandering aimlessly through the rain" said a serious Mr Cameron during a press conference "Great Britain could not leave it alone so took Scotland under its great wing and raise it as if it was one of its own colonies."

Many people have questioned the timing of this latest statement of the Conservative leader. Some experts believe this announcement was done specifically in order to damage Scotland following it's recent attempts to break away from the United Kingdom. Either way, Scotland is said to still be processing the information and is extremely upset the UK is not it's biological country father.

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