Written by Duff
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Topics: Police, Criminal

Wednesday, 22 November 2006

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He's got a nice hat

East End Gangster, Ed "Stick 'em" Knifeman, is said to be totally off his trolley and flaming livid with ill-concealed rage at having been 'done up like a kipper' at the hands of a police 'nark'.

Knifeman, speaking from his East-End castle has made the following chilling statement:

"When I get my 'ands on the piece of filth what shopped me 'e's for it. 'Is life ain't gonna be worth living" statemented the bully-boy and thug, who is well liked and respected round his manor, before adding:

"It's only that I can afford a top Brief, paid for by my ill-gotten gains, that I ain't starting a twenty stretch now"

Gladys Sponge a nearby neighbour of Knifeman told The Spoof:

"Eddy's all right and a big softie really 'E loves 'is old mum too and keeps things sorted round here. You can still leave your front door open down our way and that's rare nowadays"

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