East End Gangster, Ed "Stick 'em" Knifeman, is said to be totally off his trolley and flaming livid with ill-concealed rage at having been 'done up like a kipper' at the hands of a police 'nark'.
Knifeman, speaking from his East-End castle has made the following chilling statement:
"When I get my 'ands on the piece of filth what shopped me 'e's for it. 'Is life ain't gonna be worth living" statemented the bully-boy and thug, who is well liked and respected round his manor, before adding:
"It's only that I can afford a top Brief, paid for by my ill-gotten gains, that I ain't starting a twenty stretch now"
Gladys Sponge a nearby neighbour of Knifeman told The Spoof:
"Eddy's all right and a big softie really 'E loves 'is old mum too and keeps things sorted round here. You can still leave your front door open down our way and that's rare nowadays"