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Friday, 5 September 2014

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Better than seeing the sun shine out of Halle Berry's ass

Wiltshire, UK - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts were left high and dry at a famous London bar today as Barack Obama dropped by another ancient Brit monument to visit some very important stones.

The President took time out from the return trip back home from a Welsh summit to watch the sunset through an aperture between Stonehenge's famous sarsen stones.

And the smiles showed just how much the experience moved him.

"Last time I saw a blazing sunset through some awesome opening?" the President mused as reporters clamored for that must-have soundbite.

"Hmm, I guess that must be when I woke up stark naked on Copacabana Beach with Halle Berry standing above, straddling me," Obama explained.

"My, how the sun shone outta her ass..."

Michelle Obama is 69.

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