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Topics: Tony Blair, GQ

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

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London - Tony Blair has been honored with GCHQ's top gong after giving away billions of other people's $$$ to his charitable self publicity machine.

The annual award is run by the Brits' GCHQ national surveillance agency, an organ renowned for keeping masses of dirt on wannabe global piss process luminaries like Toerag Tone.

Last night's awards ceremony at London's Hellfire Club Hotel saw the wild-eyed former Prime Monster lap up all the flashbulb attention while jerking off inside his five grand Italian suit.

It is thought he will use part of his $1m cash prize to bankroll more dodgy Mitford Clan relatives in the Levant responsible for the recruitment and deployment of so-called Islamic State thugs.

The GCHQ Men of the Year awards are popular Z-Lister attraction attracting bottom-feeder trash from all over the world.

Catch Blair's acceptance speech right here on this website, only one bitcoin per go.

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