Written by Al N.
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Topics: Lawyers

Thursday, 28 August 2014

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This representation of justice was said to have cried real tears after the train wreck.

London, ENG. It was a feeding frenzy in London at the scene of an actual train wreck which happened in the vicinity of a popular solicitor watering hole.

All of the solicitors swarmed upon the injured passengers, in some cases preventing first responders from helping victims. When some of the solicitors realized this they started signing up victims for liability to sue the other solicitors that prevented the first responders from responding.

Firemen had to be called to hose down the solicitors and get them to disperse. When the firemen were through, there were business cards strewn all over the area.

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