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Friday, 8 August 2014

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New Waterfall

A hitherto undiscovered new waterfall has been found in the upper reaches of the river Taffy in Wales. A dangerous region to explore, even heroic Royal Prince Explorers like Prince Edward refuse to enter the region. Indigenous tribes roam the area and are suspected of setting fire to holiday cottages.

Waterfalls are commonly formed when a river is young. At these times the channel is often narrow and deep. When the river courses over resistant bedrock, erosion happens slowly, while downstream the erosion occurs more rapidly. As the watercourse increases its velocity at the edge of the waterfall, it plucks material from the riverbed.

The exciting waterfall takes the total number of waterfalls to 6004. New brochures are being rushed through the publicity dept. and new flights to Cardiff Runway have been scheduled. The Prince of Wales said that he was busy raking in cash from Cornwall, but would declare the waterfall open when his usual fannying about duties were completed.

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