In an undercover sting by our ace reporter, Mr. Mahood (alias The Arab) HRH Prince Charles was filmed opening a bus shelter in Rothesay, Isle of Bute. Social Services are following up the lead, but Charles is known to be claiming millions from Cornwall for being The Duke Of Cornwall. A bus shelter repair consultant told our reporter, "He just turned up in a black car, said he was the Duke Of Rothesay and snipped the ribbon.
Then we got this bill for six million quid. I knew straight away it was Prince Charles because of his ears and nose. There was this woman with him calling herself The Duchess Of Duke Street and that gave them away because I knew that Gemma Jones was the Duchess of Duke Street. I think its disgusting and its time people like this were made to pay all the handouts back."