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Sunday, 20 July 2014

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Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid.

Addressing the hundreds of journalists on Downing Street Mr Cameron said:

"The guy just needs a bit of luck okay? But hopefully after a few Jagerbombs at lunch we'll all have him confident and these new appointments will surely force him to chat up some of the girls and finally get his freak on."

Gove was last seen locked in a House of Commons lavatory where he reportedly feels "safe".

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