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Sunday, 20 July 2014

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Only a year old and yet body language experts have already signalled that Prince George will be fantastic at both crying and pooping.

"We studied several videos of the young prince and surprisingly he showed a real interest in crying his head off and then doing a crap in a potty" said Body language expert Anders Bajrami.

"We can tell he is great at pooping by the fact the royal baby often bends over as if signposting his intention to poop all over the place" however experts question what does this tell us about the prince's future, to which Anders Bajrami has a simple answer:

"I think with all the crying in his life he'll get what he wants plus he'll take a dump whenever"

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