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Monday, 21 July 2014

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ISIS member Bhat Hazal put forward his suggestions for a new flag for the terrorist group ISIS on Friday night. The current terrorist organisation revealed their all black flag to people last week during skirmishes in the Middle East. However Mr Hazal had other ideas when he addressed the marketing department of ISIS.

"Look, throughout history no nice people or good guys have a black flag. Who are we? Darth Vader's secret police?" Said the group member. "So I suggested to the ISIS leaders perhaps we could have a brightly coloured flag with red and pink in it so we would appeal to more children."

The ISIS leaders have yet to make a decision about the flag.

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