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Wednesday, 16 July 2014

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David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabinet had been carrying for some time" said a source.

The female ministers went into long discussions throughout the night. Eventually Deputy leader Nick Clegg was reported to have lost it, shouting "it's four in the morning I'm going to bed! We'll discuss it tomorrow" however the female ministers used this rant as an example of the male ministers not caring about their problems.

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