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Friday, 11 July 2014

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Arsenal FC manager Arsene Wenger reported the theft of his credit card to his banks fraud team today. The football coach became suspicious that someone was using his card when coming across the £30 million purchase of Chilean striker Alexis Sanchez in his monthly bill.

"I saw the purchase of Sanchez on my statement and immediately knew something was up" said the frenchmen "Its not my style to buy proven players with skill, if I had seen the purchase of an unknown 16 year old from Belgium then I wouldn't have batted an eyelid". Arsene suspects his neighbour and die hard Arsenal fan Eric may have used his card whilst he was showing him around his house during a recent dinner party.

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