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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

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Dead nags, ponies and racehorses will be dragged to soup kitchens and refuges on Princess Annie's suggestion, it was revealed to our Royal correspondent this morning".

"Watch this space" said the philanthropic Princess, "we may be sending grouse, badger and fox carcasses for the poor blighters soon."

"Normally such unwanted dead matter is made into glue" said Prince Phillip, " but these ungrateful ruffians won't eat glue."

The horses are to be minced and added to a variety of dishes that down and outs eat, like "value" burgers.

Plans to boil up dead swan bones from Prince Phillip's dustbins are also being considered.

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