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Sunday, 6 July 2014

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London - 114 missing sex abuse cover-up files from the 1980s been discovered in the security service's huge dossier about Pope John Paul II.

Polish pervert Karol Wojtyla was outed as the Chief Satanist of the notorious P2 Masonic Lodge which robbed its own bankers at Banco Ambrosiano and caused the collapse of the Vatican Bank.

Compiled by spooks disgusted at Margaret Thatcher's whitewash of the P2 Lodge affair the dossier lists all the British supporters of Wojtyla's June 1982 pastoral visit to Britain.

And names Establishment figures who entertained Pope JP2 Lodge at the capital's paedo brothels where hundreds of future European Union members of parliament were initiated by the Pope.

The trip coincided with the mysterious 'suicide' of Sicilian fall-guy Roberto Calvi who took the rap for the missing Vatican dosh which bankrupted the Pontiff's ill-gotten coffers.

His lifeless body was found hanging under Blackfriars Bridge in an case that remains unsolved more than 32 years later.

Retired Pope Joe Ratzinger has turned into a Sphinx.

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