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Tuesday, 1 July 2014

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High Ranking Previous Government Member

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland.

The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed for everything the Conservatives plan to do, have done or can not do, is thought to have been in Scotland buying Haggis and Whiskey.

Other members of the previous government, including the number one playing card are not thought to be in Scotland. If he stays there until after the Scots have gained their FREEDOM he may of course be extradited for blaming purposes.

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