London - (Associated Mess): Prime Monster Tony Blair has told a TV interview that public opinion is right that he is a total disaster who has destroyed the rule of law and brought ridicule on the oldest profession in the world by whoring for the US oil industry.
"But hey! That's democracy for you", he told an Al's Jazz-Era interviewer.
"We knew there wasn't a hope in hell of selling war to British voters without a massive scare story. So we modelled Saddam on Bush and got a result.
"Getting re-elected was the tricky bit. Especially after WMD expert Dr David Kelly was found dead by the Bushes near Oxford. But folks often believe a good suicide theory and Lord Hutton was a pushover.
"The party's coffers may have been skint but Karl Rove's brilliant loans idea meant we could flog the dead whores all the way to the finishing line in the 2005 election.
"But the best bit is that even the cops haven't the balls to bust me after Blunkett made sure they wiped that Brazilian electrician at point blank range on a tube train.
"So Rule Britannia and Happy Thanksgiving!"