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Sunday, 22 June 2014

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Doppelganger parties were awfully common in the 90's

Earnest Horn (man) went swimming in his local swimming baths in June 2010 for no real raisin. Most people would think that four years is just too long to be swimming in the pool but he said that 'Oh no that's fine'' and today was the perfect time for him to leave the pool, so he has. He has mentioned though that he is very concerned about getting the smell of chlorine out from his skin. Chlorine is known to stay on the skin for at least five years and is also known to mess with your hearing.

In other noise a future survey has suggested that 100% of people think they could be their own evil doppelganger. More results shedding light have shown this makes no sense but nonetheless people seem to be convinced they are being intentionally avoided by their more well-meaning clones.

In even more other news than the last more other news footnotes are getting redundant with every passing day and they should be replaced by a clearing throat, nod and a wink, preferably all at the same time.

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