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Friday, 13 June 2014

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Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There is evidence of tampering on the photographs, which are blurred and indistinct."

Mr. Hague said he could not remember booking and sharing a room with Ms. Jolie to save money or for any other reason. If he had booked a cheap hotel room and she had booked the same one after he had vacated it he said he probably wouldn't remember and in any case it was due to his advisors not telling him that she was a woman. Mr. Hague has a history of not sharing rooms or sleeping with Ms. Jolie on a number of recent campaign circuits.

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