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Saturday, 7 June 2014

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Bristol- A man infatuated by television presenters Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin opened up about his secret pain yesterday. Robin Robins (45)a computer analyst for MI6 who also admits to having a secret crush on Zoe Ball, spoke for the first time about his twin obsession.

"It's no secret at work that Davina and Gaby are the loves of my life. They're both really confident women who act like they blagged their way into tv careers while drinking everyone else under the table. I'd say if I was to date either of them it would be like Glastonbury every day of the week. I really love how loved up and jokey they are with other celebrities. It's like they can be really middle of the road and normal but edgy at the same time!I don't know if I'd have the energy to run around after them all day at edgy music festivals they always have so many bands to interview! It's like they can take loads of ecstasy tablets on a weekend and be all enthusiastic for work on Monday morning."

Robins is due to be assessed by mental health officials with a view to being permanently monitored in a secure facility.

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