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Wednesday, 30 April 2014

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Curtains? What about the Speaker's wife's bloody bed sheet curtains in that 'nude' magazine photo shoot, eh?

London - And it's curtains for the fascist UK PM as the Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, told the packed lower House that David Cameron 'is finished' amid controversial David Axelrod remarks.

"He can take it from me he is finished!," Bercow hollered during a televised session of Prime Minister's Questions as Axelrod's hiring by the British Labour Party was raised in the debate.

A former top Clinton adviser and Obama Administration senior strategist David Axelrod hails from the University of Chicago's Institute of Politics where he is said to have honed his extraordinary spin doctoring skills alongside former Obama Chief of Stuff Rahm Emanuel.

Some reckon Axelrod's deft tiptoeing around tricky-Dickie issues - such as Demorcats' clinical amnesia over unpublicised Watergate business - compares pretty favorably to former ballet dancer Rahm 'Tu-Tu' Emanuel's own shady steps.

This morning's Parliamentary debate centered on the profoundly nebulous business of the US strategist's own thirty pieces of silver in the upcoming UK 2015 election campaign which the Brit Labour Party insists must remain confidential.

Commenting on the brouhaha one Tory backbencher was quick to defend David Cameron by recalling a February 2011 incident when the Speaker's wife, Sally Bercow, appeared nude - save for a badly draped bed sheet - on the front cover of a UK tabloid rag.

"Curtains?" Bunty Toff-Dogsbody, Conservative member for Pratts Bottom, snapped at NewsCorpse reporters.

"You want bloody curtains? Then take a look at Sally Bercow's Egyptian Cotton blinds!"

Obama's current mouthpiece, Jay Carney, is reportedly 69.

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