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Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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Lap Dancers to Palace

Warnings to set preferences correctly in Facebook after the Amazon - Facebook merger were issued by Mark Zuckerburger yesterday. The warnings came after reports of incidents attributed to "teething troubles".

In one high profile error George Cloony was dispatched to Mildred Clutterbuck's flat in Barnsley at 1.00 a.m. by Amazon Movie Dept. after she "liked" Mr. Cloony. Her husband flew into a rage and fired four shots through a toilet door as Mr. Cloony was getting dressed. Other incidents have been reported including a delivery of Nicole Kidmans to a Mr. Clarence Bradbury of Huddersfield.

Surprisingly a troupe of African traditional topless lap dancers arrived in a courier van at the Duke of Edinburgh's private study at Buckingham Palace yesterday morning. The Queen commented , "The dirty old bugger, I thought he was well past that sort of thing, I think its something to do with the male menopause". Mr. Zuckerburger told our reporter not to "like" things for about a fortnight until the problems were sorted.

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