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Thursday, 24 April 2014

image for Confused.cum? Brian The Robot Accused of Sexual Harassment
Carla is slowly trusting other forms of technology after her ordeal

Brian, the star of Confused.com adverts, is embroiled in the first ever robot-human sexual harassment case.

Brian has been accused of harassing Carla (not her real name), an extra starring in the latest TV advert. Carla has stated that Brian attempted to sweet talk her with offers of free computer virus scans and financial savings but Brian then stated in an aggressive fashion that he could give her the best hard-drive she's ever had. He then sped towards her and attempted to ransack her "human port".

It is likely that Brian will be released without charge, however, the justice system are attempting to re-write legal documents to ensure robots that can make conscious decisions will be charged appropriately.

Brian is not the first robot to behave inappropriately, as Johnny Five was arrested for indecent exposure at a Portland Trail Blazers basketball game when he showed a group of spectators how to safely strip his red wire.

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