Written by Auntie Jean
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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

A legitimate online flight booking to L. A. by F.B.I's most wanted T.V. cook Nigella Lawson was used to alert Captain America yesterday. The Superhero swooped down to confront and humiliate the highly lethal English Lady.

With nothing better to do since Bin Laden was killed, the U. S. morality police banned Nigella from their pure country for being honest. While drug soaked Rock Band members come and go at will, the harmless media victim was dragged over the coals yet again due to the lack of common sense of a handful of American Jobsworths. The timely intervention clearly preserved the innocence of millions of Americans.

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